Who is happier ?? Men or Women ??

Well this wasn’t my idea , but felt like penning it down for a plethora of reasons.. since I have been hearing only remorseful thoughts from my friends and nthing much of grave importance has been happening around in my life too , this idea has struck me – why do women become so depressing , even if it’s a demise of a neighbor hood kitty or a far away friend’s breakup.

But Why on earth , men are more happier ?? Alas! What can be expected of you creatures??

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal ground . You never have to drive to another grocery because this one is just too icky with guys staring at you with popping eyes. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time- Don’t give a damn fuck!!



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You always have time for a hair cut but your girl. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You don’t have to think twice before picking up your car to India gate at 1:00 am , you don’t have to worry about a rape drug mixed in your drink in a pub . You can find phone number of any person through your contacts , you don’t have to bear the pain of wax , threading , or go through any facial sessions. It wouldn’t bother you if the other person is wearing a Gucci dress or carrying a louis vuitton purse . You don’t have to change your child’s panties or clean the mess. You can watch porn without the feeling of disgust.You can travel in public buses without being molested . And did you read molestation ?? What probably you havnt heard of the word yet !!